Merry Christmas (Joe don’t look at this until the 25th!)

This year I’m spending Christmas welcoming my aunt to Canada (woo woo more immigrants in the family!), and will not be able to say “Merry Christmassss yooooo!” to Joe in person. That does not, however, mean that I can’t wish him a great holiday in style. So, here goes.

Joe, Merry Christmas. I made you a little card, which you can check out here.

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Here are the lyrics, if you didn’t get that the first time:

Iiiiii am
Rap game hedgehog
Better than a mule log
Smarter than a monkey
Bigger than a gulag
I have come to wish you
Merry, merry Christmas
Just because I miss you
Don’t mean you don’t get kisses

Kees, bitch