WMATA, WMATA Your trains are at a Standstill But I’m still standing Your station’s in tatters And oh, WMATA You’re really just a landfill With better branding.
WMATA
Waiting for the Train
At the metro station waiting for the train I was on to leave, since it just kicked us off. The conductor yells angrily, “This train is out of service all customers please exit the train this train is out of service!” WMATA, you sure know how to charm a man. Hooray for reliable public transit.